Funny Signs

Full Text: Got my DNA kit back, and it turns out I'm 86% Danish...Butter Cookie from the Costco Region. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fucketh about, findeth out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When stirring up shit, do you go clockwise, or counter-clockwise? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When a man is a good cook it cancels out about 3 red flags. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Too much awesome? Or just right? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Think you can hurt my feelings? I'm an over-thinker. I hurt my own feelings. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They say with age comes wisdom. Therefore, I don't have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: the trick to getting through life is to always have a package on the way. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: How much faith do you have in the human race? Me: I look both ways at a roundabout. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Technically, Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Still trying to decide if I want to be a good example or a horrible warning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people are so judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Procrastination really is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, life becomes a lot more tolerable. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Once you hit a certain age, life becomes a strange duel between staying awake and falling asleep...while somehow getting worse at both. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...