Funny Signs

Full Text: We've decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Too much awesome? Or just right? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Think you can hurt my feelings? I'm an over-thinker. I hurt my own feelings. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They say with age comes wisdom. Therefore, I don't have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: the trick to getting through life is to always have a package on the way. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: How much faith do you have in the human race? Me: I look both ways at a roundabout. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Technically, Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Still trying to decide if I want to be a good example or a horrible warning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people are so judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Procrastination really is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, life becomes a lot more tolerable. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Once you hit a certain age, life becomes a strange duel between staying awake and falling asleep...while somehow getting worse at both. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Not to brag, but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down to hang up on someone. It was spectacular. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nothing messes up your Friday like finding out it's Tuesday. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not all of us were meant to cook. Some of us were meant to simply sit in the kitchen and have conversations with the person cooking. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: My patience is like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it, but why don't you give it a try. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My goal weight is one chin. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging