Funny Signs

Full Text: Yeah, I crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope… I fit into my pants. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine - because no great story ever started with a salad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Unruly children will be used for bait Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: two words - one finger Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Trashy shows & comfy clothes Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: To everyone who signed my 7th Grade Yearbook…. You will be happy to know I did, in fact, "Stay Cool." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There is no "we" in bacon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people confuse crazy with passionate…. Let me be clear, I am batshit passionate. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ready for the Week! I've got my umbrella, mittens…, flipflops, boots, sunscreen, heavy coat, sunglasses, iced tea, and hot chocolate! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: PJs All Day Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: One Person Shit Show Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Oh, Darn! Looks like I'm fresh out of these! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No crabby attitudes Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me and an Old Crab Live Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Masquerading as a "normal person" day after day is exhausting Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I was not made to be subtle Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's too peopley Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair… to all the skinny people if I were this intelligent, attractive, funny, AND thin. It's a public service, really. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I need a hug(e margarita) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hope your day is as nice as my butt Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging