Funny Signs

Full Text: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Remember! Only you can go fuck your self Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Old Is Gold (or so I'm told) a Poem About Aging. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I'm scared by new technology. I cannot chew, I cannot screw. For crying out loud, what can I do? My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, I don't much care what anyone...

Full Text: Know Your Shits: Bullshit - Not true. Horseshit - Nonsense. Apeshit - Rambunctious. Batshit - Insane. Chickenshit - Cowardly. Dogshit - Very poor quality. No Shit - Obviously. Holy Shit - Mind-blowing. Hot Shit - Very good. Dipshit - A total...

Full Text: No offense, but… phrase [no 'uh-fens but] 1. Prepare to be offended. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's circle back - phrase - 1. I'm gonna stop you right there because I have no patience for this nonsense. 2. I can't even right now. 3. I have no clue but don't want to admit it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Correct me if I'm wrong - phrase [ke' rekt me if im rong] - 1. I'm not wrong. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Common Sense noun [kamen 'sens] 1. A rare form of intelligence that occurs in less than 10% of the population. 2. Turns out it's not so common. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Working on my 5-Year Plan: 1-4. ?? 5. And then they'll all be sorry. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: To My Children - Don't make fun of me for asking questions about my cell phone. I once taught you how to use a spoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...