Funny Signs

Full Text: Killing them with kindness is taking longer than expected Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sorry About My Husband (wife, sister, brother, etc) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "Take the trip," they said. "Money comes back, time doesn't." Update: The oney has not come back. Please advise. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: For the fuckteenth time... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Beware - I don't sugarcoat things. I season with salt. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Chaotic Neutral - I like to keep my options open Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do you have any fucks? Not a one, go fish. (retro women) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm working on my PHD (projects half done) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have HAD a plan (DND Dice) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Jigsaw puzzle - definition - noun 1. a puzzle made of irregularly cut pieces that can form a picture when put together 2. cardboard bits that are scattered on a table and eventually get...

Full Text: I am the human version of tangled Christmas lights. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My life is puzzling Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: My retirement plan hinges on having at least one successful kid. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Free Therapy Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: What's with my anxiety giving me chest pain and stomach issues? I thought you were supposed to be a mental disorder. Stay in your lane. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: "Duns" A Guide: 2 - Law & Order, 3 - Baby One More Time, 4 - Beethoven's 5th, 6 - Mario Underground, 7 - Seven Nation Army, 8 - Mission Impossible Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made...

Full Text: If I ever get rabies I know who I'm gonna bite (raccoon) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mentally Ill but Totally Chill Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging