Funny Signs

Full Text: Jigsaw puzzle - definition - noun 1. a puzzle made of irregularly cut pieces that can form a picture when put together 2. cardboard bits that are scattered on a table and eventually get...

Full Text: I am the human version of tangled Christmas lights. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My life is puzzling Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: My retirement plan hinges on having at least one successful kid. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Free Therapy Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: What's with my anxiety giving me chest pain and stomach issues? I thought you were supposed to be a mental disorder. Stay in your lane. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: "Duns" A Guide: 2 - Law & Order, 3 - Baby One More Time, 4 - Beethoven's 5th, 6 - Mario Underground, 7 - Seven Nation Army, 8 - Mission Impossible Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made...

Full Text: If I ever get rabies I know who I'm gonna bite (raccoon) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mentally Ill but Totally Chill Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not to brag, but my child already knew everything I told them today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Before coffee: I hate everything. After Coffee: I feel good about hating everything. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: I don't need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Ever think certain people shoul duse a glue stick instead of chapstick? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Fight Back Spring! It's like you're not even trying! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Let's be weird together Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise and you'll start to feel better. Me: So it's terminal then? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn't make me happy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...