Funny Signs

Full Text: If DAD can't fix it, no one a professional who is actually trained in the field CAN. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad Tax - [dad taks] n. 1. the portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids. 2. ensures food isn't poisonous. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Worst Dad Ever. Just kidding. I'm awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Proud Father of a few dumbass incredible kids. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today has been brought to you by the letters W-T-F Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way." has a 0% success rate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape and have a house that's only "kinda clean" is just ridiculous. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from...

Full Text: Marty McFly went from 1985 to 1955. That's like going back to 1995 today. Anyway, have a wonderful day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I may not be the prettiest or smartest, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm not the nicest either. Fuck off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I got a silly goose vibe that the serious geese don't appreciate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every time I think I have a new hobby, it turns out I just like to buy stuff. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every time I go outside it's a different season. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do you have a flat stomach? Me: Yeah, but the "l" is silent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't be afraid of trying new things - like maybe getting your shit together Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Clothing Tag: Dry Clean or Handwash Only. Me, tossing it into the washer: May the odds be ever in your favor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging