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Full Text: So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the...

Full Text: Marty McFly went from 1985 to 1955. That's like going back to 1995 today. Anyway, have a wonderful day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

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Full Text: Do you have a flat stomach? Me: Yeah, but the "l" is silent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

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Full Text: Clothing Tag: Dry Clean or Handwash Only. Me, tossing it into the washer: May the odds be ever in your favor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

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Full Text: Pickles are awesome until you're in one Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

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Full Text: Really wish Dolly sang 10-3 instead Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging