Funny Signs

Full Text: A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pickles are awesome until you're in one Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: It's not rocket science. Me: Bold of you to assume I can do regular science. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Really wish Dolly sang 10-3 instead Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Five Moods: 1. I'm tool old for this. 2. I'm too tired for this. 3. I don't have time for this. 4. I'm too sober for this. 5. I don't get paid enough for this. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Feeling Kinda Cranky (fishing reel) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: F-CAW-F (crow) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just here for the boos (ghost & beer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit sned. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: (about to fall asleep) Wow, I'm actually getting to sleep at a decent time tonight! My Brain: It's like you don't even care about what happened in 4th grade anymore. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Them: You look so smart in those glasses. Me: Well, I had to fail a test to get them, so… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't come back unless you bring tacos Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you serve your kids frozen pizza or nuggets, you're not a great parent. No matter how busy you are, you have to at least find the time to cook things first. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Someone called me pretty today! Actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying," but I like to focus on the positive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Welcome to our Home - where pet hair is both a fashion accessory and garnish Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ran into my cable guy the other day and he asked me what time it was. I said sometime between 8am and 1pm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People who thinkyou get boring as you age have clearly never experienced the thrill of two hummingbirds at the feeder at the same time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: One minute you're young and cool, then the next thing you know you're out there taking pics of vegetables in your garden. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging