Funny Signs

Full Text: So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late to start teaching water aerobics to day drinkers on vacation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Me at my 81st rodeo: What the hell is going on? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: *finally drifting off to sleep* My Alarm: You're not going to believe this... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Only 7 hours, 55 minutes, and 35 more years until I'm done with work. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: People who say they don't have time for my BS need to learn how to manage their time better. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: I sleep like a baby. Waking up every few hours, hungry and screaming at a world I don't understand. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I want you to know I'd take a bullet for you. But I'm probably the reason we're getting shot at, so… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I wouldn't call myself quirky, but something's definitely off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I got a pet termite and named it Clint. Clint Eatswood. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have sex daily - dyslexia Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 15 minutes to the next day. This has been a total game-changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months. Features: Size: 3.5x10...

Full Text: Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you! What are they? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Hello darkness my old friend, is it 5 or 10 pm? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where everybody rage quits because all the property is gone, rent is unaffordable, there's only one guy with money, and he doesn't get why...

Full Text: If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly you realize your physical health is so much worse than your mental health. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: Before I got married, Id' just slam into the back of cars because I didn't have a wife to gasp and point out when someone braked 3 miles ahead. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from...

Full Text: Candy Hearts From Mom: Shut the door. It's wherever you left it. Just let me finish my coffee. I said get your shoes on. You're not hungry you're just bored. I heard that. I saw that...

Full Text: I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then I remember I'm not an actor. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...