Funny Signs

Full Text: Gardening - because murder is wrong Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: FLUSH - This is not show & tell. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drunk Advice: Next time your wife is angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say, "Now you're super angry." She will laugh and calm down immediately. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: Driving down the road and saw my ex. Funny how "I'd hit that" changes meaning over time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't try to explain yourself to idiots. You're not the fuckface whisperer. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Debating if I'm going to let it slide or start something. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Can you imagine how hot I'd be if I ate right and took care of my body? I'm not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other crazy & out of control. That's your party tit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: By far, the dumbest thing I ever did as a kid was to wish I was an adult. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: As you age, it's crazy how fast bird-watching creeps up on you. You spend most of your life being 100% indifferent to birds, then one day you're like, "Dang, is that a yellow-rumped warbler?" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from...

Full Text: Anyone who has time to clean is not reading enough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If this weather sends any more mixed signals, I might try dating it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging