Funny Signs

Full Text: Me: I'm just gonna open this drawer. Tongs: The hell you are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: List of things I'm currently handling well. 1. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Kitchen Sex - Because it's probably my only chance to ever get laid on an island. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the cat is home! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: In This House - We say "bebe", "Ew, David!", & you just...fold it in! We try very hard not to connect with people, Love that journey for us! It's our turn for a selfish, very uninterested in that opinion! Warmest regards, best wishes!...

Full Text: I'm captain of this shipwreck Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you love someone, set them free. Now they're someone else's problem. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you love me, you'll let me sleep Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't be able to run a flea's go-kart 2 laps around a cheerio. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I love you with all my butt (it's bigger than my heart!) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I just want a bathtub and a hair dryer please. - Moira Rose Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't care who dies in the movie as long as the dog lives Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: HOME - Where the HO & Me come together Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Get Naked - Just kidding, this is a half bath - Don't Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting