Funny Signs

Full Text: "You dress like a whore" "This is from your closet" Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I saw that! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Is motherf@%ker one or two words? (I'm writing a valentine.) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Out of all the lies I've told, "Just kidding!" is my favorite. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Since giving up carbs I've been feeling a bit… Oh, what's the word..? … Homicidal Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Following the "if you can't say nothing nice" rule proved to be more challanging than she had anticipated Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging...

Full Text: Hell yeah I've been naughty! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hope karma is wearing stilettos when she kicks your ass. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: hmmmm… I know I walked into this room for a reason Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: She said she missed me. Normally that would be good. But she's reloading. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Substitutes for a healthy diet. Pasta/Zucchini, Chips/Carrots, Milk/Almond Milk, Rice/Cauliflower, Butter/Sadness, Cheese/Nope, Tacos/This is stupid...… I'm not doing it. Features: ...

Full Text: The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons & morons. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When an evil clown tries to pull you into the sewer but your love of sweets and tacos saves the day Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat...

Full Text: I never finish anyth- Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant "food". I try to find the food in every situation. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...

Full Text: Never blame others for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Calm your tits Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Go back! We fu@%ed up everything. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: How to parallel park: 1. Park somewhere else. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting