Funny Signs

Full Text: If You Want To Make Everyone Happy, Don't Be A Leader. Sell Ice Cream. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm Kind Of A Big Dill! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: In A World Where You Can Be Anything... Don't Be A Dick Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Christmas List 1. A F*cking Break Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Adulting One Star Would Not Recommend. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: We go together like drunk & disorderly Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "You dress like a whore" "This is from your closet" Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You're just one more cat away from dying alone. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When your pimp hand ain't what it used to be Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When you make it yourself it's whatever size you say it is. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Whatcha doin? Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Vodcat Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Since giving up carbs I've been feeling a bit… Oh, what's the word..? … Homicidal Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Out of all the lies I've told, "Just kidding!" is my favorite. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Is motherf@%ker one or two words? (I'm writing a valentine.) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I saw that! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: hmmmm… I know I walked into this room for a reason Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hope karma is wearing stilettos when she kicks your ass. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Hell yeah I've been naughty! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting