Funny Signs

Full Text: Feeling Nauti (ropeknot) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Every time I see a word problem, it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes, and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Common sense if but a flower that in everyone's garden does not grow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Calm The F*ck Down Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Best Friends (image of toilet and phone) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Beer doesn't ask silly questions...beer understands Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Are you in a bad mood? Yes. No. Bitch, I might be (checkboxes) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: All I'm saying is you've never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Look! A Menu! (image of bears by auto) | Funny Wood Bear Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Good At Naps | True Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Stick Couple with Money | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sometimes I find a random screw lying around my house and I just assume it's from my life falling apart. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest | Funny Wood Marriage Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Of course life is a bitch. | Snarky Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Now that I've lived during a plague, I understand why most Renaissance paintings are of chubby women laying around without a bra. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I was trying to lose weight. Then I saw a cake and a cake saw me... | Wood XXX Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I finally found my sleep number. It's six...glasses of wine. | Wood Wine Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm Easy (circle) | Funny Wood Skiing Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting