Funny Signs

Full Text: I hate everyone & pants Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you want breakfast in bed… sleep in the kitchen Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'll have a hot grande mocha-choke-a-bitch latte to go. Please Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: How to parallel park: 1. Park somewhere else. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Go back! We fu@%ed up everything. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Calm your tits Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "Always start your day with a postitive attitude!" Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Naughty - Nice - An Attempt Was Made (checkboxes) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Oh ya! No for sure.You betcha! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Warning! Please do not feed the sasquatch Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Money can't buy happiness but it can buy cows. And cows make milk, and milk makes ice cream, and ice cream makes you happy. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: BBQ TIMER: Rare/1 beer, medium/3 beers, well done/6 pack, pork ribs/12 pack, pulled pork/30 pack, brisker/drunk as hell Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome -ish Depends on who you are (and if you brought alcohol) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sativa to change the things I can, Indica to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm and Smoke More Weed Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm a Ni-N-Ja Periodically Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Tell Dad Jo-K-Es Periodically, but only when I'm in My Element Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How to Identify a Bird (images of birds) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Absolutely No Requesting or Playing of: Mustang Sally, Smoke on the Water, Jimmy Buffet Anything, Stairway to Heaven, Freebird - Violators Will Be Fined Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging