Funny Signs

Full Text: Following the "if you can't say nothing nice" rule proved to be more challanging than she had anticipated Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When an evil clown tries to pull you into the sewer but your love of sweets and tacos saves the day Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons & morons. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Substitutes for a healthy diet. Pasta/Zucchini, Chips/Carrots, Milk/Almond Milk, Rice/Cauliflower, Butter/Sadness, Cheese/Nope, Tacos/This is stupid...… I'm not doing it. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: She said she missed me. Normally that would be good. But she's reloading. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Never blame others for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant "food". I try to find the food in every situation. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I never finish anyth- Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I like big naps & I cannot lie Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hate everyone & pants Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you want breakfast in bed… sleep in the kitchen Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'll have a hot grande mocha-choke-a-bitch latte to go. Please Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: How to parallel park: 1. Park somewhere else. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Go back! We fu@%ed up everything. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Calm your tits Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "Always start your day with a postitive attitude!" Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Naughty - Nice - An Attempt Was Made (checkboxes) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Oh ya! No for sure.You betcha! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Warning! Please do not feed the sasquatch Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Money can't buy happiness but it can buy cows. And cows make milk, and milk makes ice cream, and ice cream makes you happy. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging