Funny Signs

Full Text: BBQ TIMER: Rare/1 beer, medium/3 beers, well done/6 pack, pork ribs/12 pack, pulled pork/30 pack, brisker/drunk as hell Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome -ish Depends on who you are (and if you brought alcohol) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sativa to change the things I can, Indica to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm and Smoke More Weed Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm a Ni-N-Ja Periodically Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Tell Dad Jo-K-Es Periodically, but only when I'm in My Element Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How to Identify a Bird (images of birds) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Absolutely No Requesting or Playing of: Mustang Sally, Smoke on the Water, Jimmy Buffet Anything, Stairway to Heaven, Freebird - Violators Will Be Fined Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it's ready. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: We're looking for someone who can do the work of two men… Oh, so it's only part time? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wake and Bake - Best way to start the day Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Vaccinated AF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: UFO Image Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Three Wise Women - Would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, brought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: This is a bathroom not an internet café. Shit & Split Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Scariest Parts of a Bear (all of them) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Route 420 Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting