Funny Signs

Full Text: The only person I'm really scared of is myself. That bitch is crazy. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pretending I have my shit together Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Person: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Me: Awfully bold of you to assume I've peaked. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not my pasture, not my bullshit Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My favorite workout is running my mouth Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May your coffee kick in before your reality does Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In 20 years this country will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have heard good things about wine Features: Size: 7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging