Funny Signs

Full Text: I can not believe we stayed up and screamed "Happy New Year" for this bullshit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wash your hands ya filthy animal! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of beer Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of wine Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

So...it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling shit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Is it wrong that I love my dog more than my boyfriend? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hide & Seek World Champion (sasquatch) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Gone Squatchin' Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning. My Co-worker: It's pronounced "croissant" and you ate 4 of them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Whatever - Just Wash Your Hands (images of people, aliens, etc.) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Please wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Sing Happy Birthday twice - it takes about that long.  Thank you! And you're welcome for getting that song stuck in your head! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: They call me Memaw because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: They say, "you are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat, it was obvious that she thought her cat understood her. …I went back home and told my dog…, we laughed a lot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I got rid of everything that didn’t "spark joy" I'd be on the side of the road holding my dog and the coffee maker Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...