Funny Signs

Full Text: Religions Of The World. TAOISM: Shit Happens HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before. ISLAM: If Shit Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah. CATHOLICISM: Shit Happens Because I Deserve It. JUDAISM: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me? BUDDHISM: If...

Full Text: Sometimes You Just Have To Add A Bow Tie To Your Chicken Hat and Get On With Your Life As Best You Can. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Apparently "Spite" Is Not An Appropriate Answer To "What Motivates You?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink Drank Drunk Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Don't Need A Man I Need Tequila and A Tan Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Might Wake Up Early and Work Out. I Also Might Wake Up and Win The Lottery. The Odds Are About The Same. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Only Wanted 10 Chickens, But If God Wanted Me To Have 20, Then 40 It Is! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Run Like The Winded Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Want My Children To Be Independent, Headstrong People. Just Not While I'm Raising Them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Dream Job Would Be Driving The Karma Bus. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People Keep Mistaking My "Wows" For Compliments. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I Tell Myself To Stop Reading and Get Things Done…... Then I Laugh & Turn The Page. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging