Funny Signs
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You can't scare me, I'm a mom. Seen it, smelled it, heard it... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: You can't scare me, I'm a mom. Seen it, smelled it, heard it, changed it, cleaned it...and I'd do it all over again! Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4816 -
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office. (7x18)
7x18
Full Text: You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4824 -
The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive (7x18)
7x18
Full Text: The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4812 -
You lick it you own it.
3.5x10
Full Text: You lick it you own it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9486 -
Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts!
3.5x10
Full Text: Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9468 -
Wine is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question!
3.5x10
Full Text: Wine is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9465 -
I'm a beautician not a magician!
3.5x10
Full Text: I'm a beautician not a magician! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9464 -
Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't... (9x18)
9x18
Full Text: Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't: 10. You need to adjust your grip. 9. It bends a little to the left. 8. Keep your head down. 7. We have a threesome, care to join us? 6. Try choking donw on the shaft. 5. How many strokes was...4790 -
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4781 -
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4776 -
Today let's see if we can make mom go completely batshit crazy, ok?...
7x7
Full Text: Today let's see if we can make mom go completely batshit crazy, ok? We were so close yesterday! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5459 -
Eat. Drink. Be Happy. (7x36)
7x36
Full Text: Eat. Drink. Be Happy. Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4772