Funny Signs

Full Text: Adulting is soup and I am a fork Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Puerta Backyarda Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I say I have insomnia. But all I really have is a good book and... Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You know what I like about people? Their dogs. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mathemachicken (chicken and chalkboard) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm And Wash Your Hands Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Caution: Free Range Grandchildren Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Morning forecast: Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...

Full Text: I am not adding this year to my age! I didn't use it! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Measure. Measure. Cut. Swear. Repeat. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I find myself using the word "shitshow" significantly more than I used to. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I have to stir it, it's homemade. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If at first you don't succeed, flush, flush again. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Before calling me, ask yourself...Is this textable? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Girls who drink whiskey tell good stories Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Things Rick Astley will NEVER Do: Give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you, all of the above. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Fifty Ways To Beat Covid-19: Don't hop on the bus, Gus. Stay away from the pack, Jack. Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve, to keep virus free. Stop touching your face, Grace. Stay back to six feet, Pete. Keep washing your hands, Stan, and heed the...

Full Text: Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People giving directions like, "then head south..." Ok Lewis & Clark, do I turn at Chick-fil-A or go past the Sonic? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging