Funny Signs

Full Text: When You Want A Glass Of Wine And Then You Remember It's Not Even Noon, And You're At Work. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome To Sprinter! Where It's Always Spring & Winter Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner (Simple Font) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The First 5 Days After The Weekend Are Always The Hardest. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Stop Telling People You Have An Accent. It's A Drunken Slur. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Part Of Me Says, "I Should Stop Drinking Like This" But The Other Part Of Me Says, "Don't Listen To Her, She's Drunk" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: One Does Not Simply Grab The Tongs Without Clanking Them Together At Least Twice, Like A Crab. Features: Size: 7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini. - George Burns Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Keep Hearing It Takes A Village To Raise A Child. Do They Just Show Up? Or Is There Like A Number To Call? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do Yewww! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware Of The Dog. The Cat Is Shady As Hell Also. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Want You To Make Me A Sandwich Features: Size:7x7inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Saw That! - Uncle Sam Features: Size:7x7inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Before I Get In Shape Does Anyonw Like Me Chubby Features: Size:7x7inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Well...apparently, rock bottom has a basement. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from your own. I know that now. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: What (and I cannot stress this enough) The Fuck Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We meet again… you dirty bastards (Dirty dishes) Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging