Funny Signs

Full Text: I Hate When Cashiers Feel The Need To Check If My Money Is Real. If I Could Counterfeit Money I Wouldn't Be At Dollar Tree Karen Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I Had A Date Last Night. I Really Enjoyed It. So Tonight I'm Going To Try A Fig. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I’d be like, “where’d this nickel come from?” So then there’d be another nickel, and I’d think, “what’s with all the nickels?” Leading to...

Full Text: I Don't Always Diet And Exercise, But When I Do I Do It Tomorrow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm One Glass Away From Bringing Up A Bunch Of Shit From Three Years Ago Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don't Make Me Poison You Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Being An Adult Is Mostly: 1. Googling How To Do Shit 2. Being Exhausted 3. Wishing You Hadn't Made Any Fucking Plans 4. Wondering How The Hell You Hurt Your Back Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: All Food Must Go To The Lab For Testing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Age And Glasses Of Wine Should Never Be Counted Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Adulting Is Bullshit Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Rise N' Shine It's Marijuana Time Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wait, What? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Think About It - Every Single Corpse On Mt. Everest Was Once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Soon As You Say "My Child Would Never" Here They Come Nevering Like They Never Nevered Before Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Parenting... When Messing Up Your Own Life Isn't Enough Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: One Day You'll Find Someone That's Obsessed With You... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Oh For Peeps Sake! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: No matter what you are going through, always try to help people. So instead of saying "Fuck off" ask, "How can I help you fuck off?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...

Full Text: My Signature Move Is Bottling Up All My Feelings Over Time... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Kids Today Are Soft. I Died Once When I Was Five, And My Mom Made Me... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting