Funny Signs

Full Text: I hate it when my cat thinks outside the box. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey, you know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I before E...except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You had me at, "Let's go get tacos." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: No one suspects the short ones Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I saw that. ~ Karma Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I prefer not to think before speaking, I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don't make me flip my witch-switch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, it's all grapes...fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May those who love us love us, and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike! Bridger & Co. Bicycles, Levistown, Wisc. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The entire cat population is my best friend. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: The number of cats increases the percentage of crazy (chart) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me...talking to the wine." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Behind every successful woman is a fabulous purse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging