Funny Signs
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Some people just need a hug. Around their neck. With a rope.
7x7
Full Text: Some people just need a hug. Around their neck. With a rope. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5480 -
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
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Full Text: Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5479 -
If you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes.
7x7
Full Text: If you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5472 -
Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
7x7
Full Text: Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5450 -
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office. (7x18)
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Full Text: You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4824 -
The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive (7x18)
7x18
Full Text: The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4812 -
I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks... (7x18)
7x18
Full Text: I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with a boat on the rocks. Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4800 -
You lick it you own it.
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Full Text: You lick it you own it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9486 -
While you ski...I Chalet!
3.5x10
Full Text: While you ski...I Chalet! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9484 -
Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part...
3.5x10
Full Text: Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy, he's drunk." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9479 -
I escape to Pinterest to avoid all the drama and bad grammar on Facebook
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Full Text: I escape to Pinterest to avoid all the drama and bad grammar on Facebook. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9474 -
Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts!
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Full Text: Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9468 -
Contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything.
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Full Text: Contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9467 -
Wine is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question!
3.5x10
Full Text: Wine is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9465 -
I'm a beautician not a magician!
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Full Text: I'm a beautician not a magician! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9464 -
Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me (9x18)
9x18
Full Text: Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4791 -
Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't... (9x18)
9x18
Full Text: Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't: 10. You need to adjust your grip. 9. It bends a little to the left. 8. Keep your head down. 7. We have a threesome, care to join us? 6. Try choking donw on the shaft. 5. How many strokes was...4790 -
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4781 -
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4778 -
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4776