Funny Signs

Full Text: These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then I wonder what I'm here after. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: If it's not one thing, it's your mother. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I'm missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: I do not have PMS. I am a bitch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't have a bucket list but my f@#k-it list is about a mile long! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: This girl would rather clean a stall than her room. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. - Elizabeth Taylor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I used to have money. Now I have horses. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats. If I smell like shampoo, I gave him a bath. If I smell like manure...I tripped. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: Eat, drink & remarry. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: 85% of quotes on the internet are made up. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Make-Up Sex - It's worth fighting for! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's ok to have too much fun! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The thing about quotes from the internet is that it's hard to verify their authenticity. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Naughty or Nice? Decisions, decisions... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When a woman says "what?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...