Funny Signs

Full Text: Don't make me flip my witch-switch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, it's all grapes...fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May those who love us love us, and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike! Bridger & Co. Bicycles, Levistown, Wisc. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The entire cat population is my best friend. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: The number of cats increases the percentage of crazy (chart) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me...talking to the wine." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Behind every successful woman is a fabulous purse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you been fun to live with today? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You can't scare me, I'm a mom. Seen it, smelled it, heard it, changed it, cleaned it...and I'd do it all over again! Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I will not yell in class. I will not throw things in class. I will not have a temper tantrum. I will always be good. ...because I am the teacher. I am the teacher. I am the teacher... Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Wisconsin Girls: The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We go together like drunk & disorderly Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Starting tomorrow...Whatever life throws at me I'm gonna duck so it hits someone else. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging