Funny Signs

Full Text: "We don't lick people!" -lies adults tell kids Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't think America should elect anyone in 2020. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Have you ever listened to some folks fer a minute and thought, "Their cornbread ain't done in the middle." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Time to get your "it's just what I wanted" face ready! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older, and therefore, wiser. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Hola Tequila...…adios pantalones! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Cute but a psycho Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A few fries short of a combo platter Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Believe in Yourself - even when no one else will. - Sasquatch (framed) Features: Size: 12x12 inches Solid Pine frame Thin panel to keep sign lightweight Wire on back for hanging

Full Text: 1998 Don't get in a car with strangers 2008 Don't meet people from the internet alone 2018 Uber… Order yourself a stranger from the internet to get into a car alone Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed...

Full Text: Believe in yourself, even when no one else will - Sasquatch Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging