Funny Signs

Full Text: Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you been fun to live with today? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You can't scare me, I'm a mom. Seen it, smelled it, heard it, changed it, cleaned it...and I'd do it all over again! Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I will not yell in class. I will not throw things in class. I will not have a temper tantrum. I will always be good. ...because I am the teacher. I am the teacher. I am the teacher... Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Wisconsin Girls: The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We go together like drunk & disorderly Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Starting tomorrow...Whatever life throws at me I'm gonna duck so it hits someone else. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people just need a hug. Around their neck. With a rope. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with a boat on the rocks. Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You lick it you own it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: While you ski...I Chalet! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy, he's drunk." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I escape to Pinterest to avoid all the drama and bad grammar on Facebook. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging