Funny Signs
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Not everybody can be the queen...Some of you have to...
3.5x10
Full Text: Not everybody can be the queen...Some of you have to sit on the curb and wave as I go by! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9684 -
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!
7x18
Full Text: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8121 -
What happens at the lake, stays at the lake (tile)
7x7
Full Text: What happens at the lake, stays at the lake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5622 -
No Soliciting - We are too broke to buy anything... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: No Soliciting - We are too broke to buy anything. We already know who we are voting for. We have found Jesus. Seriously, unless you are selling Thin Mints, Please Go Away!! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...8120 -
It's not drinking alone if the dog is home!
3.5x10
Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9679 -
What Happens On The River Stays On The River (7x18)
7x18
Full Text: What Happens On The River Stays On The River Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging998 -
Stay weird
7x7
Full Text: Stay weird Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5618 -
Lead me not into temptation...oh who am I kidding! Follow me...
7x7
Full Text: Lead me not into temptation...oh who am I kidding! Follow me, I know a shortcut! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5617 -
Keep Calm You're Just High
7x7
Full Text: Keep Calm You're Just High Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5610 -
Happy Camper (picture of squirrel)
7x7
Full Text: Happy Camper (picture of squirrel) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5606 -
I'm never gonna drink again! ...Oh look, alcohol!
7x7
Full Text: I'm never gonna drink again! ...Oh look, alcohol! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5602 -
Below is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman:
7x7
Full Text: Below is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman: Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5600 -
The Squirrel Whisperer
3.5x10
Full Text: The Squirrel Whisperer Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9674 -
Are you drunk? Check Yes/No
3.5x10
Full Text: Are you drunk? Check Yes/No Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9670 -
My dentist told me I needed a crown. And I was like...
3.5x10
Full Text: My dentist told me I needed a crown. And I was like, "I know, right?!" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9669 -
Studies show that people who use a lot of swear words...
3.5x10
Full Text: Studies show that people who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9658 -
It was me. I let the dogs out.
3.5x10
Full Text: It was me. I let the dogs out. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9656 -
I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So...
3.5x10
Full Text: I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I'm not an alcoholic, I'm spiritual! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9655 -
Do not make me call my flying monkeys! (simple)
3.5x10
Full Text: Do not make me call my flying monkeys! (simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9650 -
Dear autocorrect, at NO point have I ever meant "ducking."
3.5x10
Full Text: Dear autocorrect, at NO point have I ever meant "ducking." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9649