Funny Signs

Full Text: You're a damn lunatic without your coffee, and you and I both know it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I love waving at random people because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: Suck it up, buttercup! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There's really no such thing as people with bad hair, just peole who haen't found the right hairdresser. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: They say money can't buy happiness, but I have a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: They say you're as young as you feel. Well, I feel like my mirror is a lying, cheating bastard. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: Just chuck it in the F#%K-it Bucket! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nope, not today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Quadratic equations seemed important at the time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw. (oyster graphic) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I go the extra mile. Usually because I'm lost. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I had cheese, but no crackers. I was cracka-lackin' Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Instead of "single," I prefer to say I'm "independently owned and operated." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: It's Friday! The only two who are not excited about that are my bank account and my liver. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: It seems that drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: It took me 5 minutes to write that text, and all you send back is "K"?! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I wish I had the courage to drunk text you when I'm sober. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I'm not listening. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Family Drama - The gift that keeps on giving Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging