Funny Signs
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Rule 1: Measure Twice, Cut Onc (3.25x30)
3.25x30
Full Text: Rule 1: Measure Twice, Cut Onc Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingk6074 -
I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty...
7x7
Full Text: I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with the corks! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5575 -
I don't need Google, my wife knows everything.
3.5x10
Full Text: I don't need Google, my wife knows everything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9597 -
We don't hide crazy we just put it on the front porch... (7x18)
7x18
Full Text: We don't hide crazy we just put it on the front porch and give it a drink Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4988 -
Things that are difficult to say when drunk... (9x18)
9x18
Full Text: Things that are difficult to say when drunk: 1. Innovative 2. Proliferation 3. Preliminary 4. Cinnamon. Things that are very difficult to say when drunk: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Transubstantiate 4. Passive-aggressive...4967 -
I have a feeling my "check liver" light might come on this weekend.
7x7
Full Text: I have a feeling my "check liver" light might come on this weekend. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5572 -
Karma Happens...live life accordingly. (7x18)
7x18
Full Text: Karma Happens...live life accordingly. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4959 -
"Trust me, you can dance." (said the alcohol)
3.5x10
Full Text: "Trust me, you can dance." (said the alcohol) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9588 -
My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today...
3.5x10
Full Text: My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today, but my sweatpants were like, "Nah girl...you're good!" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9587 -
I could use an extra day between Saturday and Sunday!
3.5x10
Full Text: I could use an extra day between Saturday and Sunday! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9586 -
I am one drink away from telling you what I really think!
3.5x10
Full Text: I am one drink away from telling you what I really think! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9584 -
I'm not as think as drunkle peep I am, I only had ti martoonies!
3.5x10
Full Text: I'm not as think as drunkle peep I am, I only had ti martoonies! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9583 -
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Things are bad...Send Chocolate!
3.5x10
Full Text: Things are bad...Send Chocolate! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9580 -
OMG - My mother was right...about everything!
3.5x10
Full Text: OMG - My mother was right...about everything! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9579 -
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
7x7
Full Text: You are about to exceed the limits of my medication Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5555 -
When people ask my why I don't have any tattoos, I ask them...
7x7
Full Text: When people ask my why I don't have any tattoos, I ask them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5547 -
What happens at the Christmas Party stays at the Christmas party
7x7
Full Text: What happens at the Christmas Party stays at the Christmas party Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5546 -
What doesn't kill me makes my drinks stronger
7x7
Full Text: What doesn't kill me makes my drinks stronger Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5545 -
TEAM - There it is. The "I" in Team. Hidden in the A-hole.
7x7
Full Text: TEAM - There it is. The "I" in Team. Hidden in the A-hole. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5540