Funny Signs

Full Text: They're called "man-hours" because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Outta the way, world. I've got my sassy pants on today! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Jesus is coming. Look busy! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I drink to make other people more interesting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not always right, but when I am, it's usually all the time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Girls are not complicated. Seriously. How hard it is to say "you're pretty"," and give us chocolate? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Computer Whisperer Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches. - Harry Dunne Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The most important thing in life is to always be yourself...unless you can be Batman. If you can be Batman, then always be Batman. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're waiting for a sign, this is it. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the patio Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I meant to behave but there were too many other options. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go ahead and do something like this...and TOTALLY redeem yourself! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Harry: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. Lloyd: Yeah, that John Denver is full of shit, man. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...