Funny Signs

Full Text: Here's to the men we love, and to the men that love us. But the men that we love aren't the men that love us, so to hell with the men and here's to us! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made...

Full Text: I'm fat because I have too much personality to fit in a skinny body! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't always experience all four seasons in one day. But when I do, I'm in Wisconsin. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting...

Full Text: I don't always handle stress well. But when I do, it's because I just ate my weight in chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I don't "go crazy," I AM crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft shell? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: I saw an attractive man spank his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have some free time, or if you're just forgetting something. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: This is a self-cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: After all the eating I've done this winter, I'm happy to report my flip-flops still fit! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting...

Full Text: A wise woman once said "f#@k that sh!t" and lived happily ever after. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'll be ready for the triathlon as soon as I learn how to swim, ride a bike, and care. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting...

Full Text: I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Mind your own biscuits and all will be gravy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My glass is empty! Someone call wine-one-one! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sleep is for the weak Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes the goal each day is tomorrow morning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: That's a bunch of blarney! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'll start working when the coffee does Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging