Funny Signs
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If I have to stir it, it's homemade.
7x7
Full Text: If I have to stir it, it's homemade. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5984 -
If at first you don't succeed, flush, flush again.
7x7
Full Text: If at first you don't succeed, flush, flush again. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5983 -
Before calling me, ask yourself...Is this textable?
7x7
Full Text: Before calling me, ask yourself...Is this textable? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5978 -
Beer: (noun) The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together.
7x7
Full Text: Beer: (noun) The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5977 -
Alcohol: (noun) The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together.
7x7
Full Text: Alcohol: (noun) The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5976 -
Girls who drink whiskey tell good stories
9x12
Full Text: Girls who drink whiskey tell good stories Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hangingFA0034 -
Things Rick Astley will NEVER Do: Give you up, let you down...
9x12
Full Text: Things Rick Astley will NEVER Do: Give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you, all of the above. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...8647 -
Fifty Ways To Beat Covid-19: Don't hop on the bus, Gus...
9x18
Full Text: Fifty Ways To Beat Covid-19: Don't hop on the bus, Gus. Stay away from the pack, Jack. Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve, to keep virus free. Stop touching your face, Grace. Stay back to six feet, Pete. Keep washing your hands, Stan, and heed the...8645 -
Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks.
7x7
Full Text: Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hangingt5970 -
People giving directions like, "then head south..." Ok Lewis & Clark, do I turn at Chick-fil-A or go past the Sonic?
7x7
Full Text: People giving directions like, "then head south..." Ok Lewis & Clark, do I turn at Chick-fil-A or go past the Sonic? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hangingt5969 -
I can not believe we stayed up and screamed "Happy New Year" for this bullshit.
7x7
Full Text: I can not believe we stayed up and screamed "Happy New Year" for this bullshit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hangingt5968 -
Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad.
3.5x10
Full Text: Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hangings10061