Funny Signs
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I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that...
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Full Text: I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9867 -
I'll be ready for the triathlon as soon as I learn how to swim...
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Full Text: I'll be ready for the triathlon as soon as I learn how to swim, ride a bike, and care. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9866 -
A wise woman once said "f#@k that sh!t" and lived happily ever after
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Full Text: A wise woman once said "f#@k that sh!t" and lived happily ever after. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9864 -
After all the eating I've done this winter, I'm happy to report...
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Full Text: After all the eating I've done this winter, I'm happy to report my flip-flops still fit! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9862 -
This is a self-cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself.
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Full Text: This is a self-cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9860 -
That's a bunch of blarney!
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Full Text: That's a bunch of blarney! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9858 -
Sometimes the goal each day is tomorrow morning.
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Full Text: Sometimes the goal each day is tomorrow morning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9857 -
Sleep is for the weak
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Full Text: Sleep is for the weak Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9856 -
My glass is empty! Someone call wine-one-one!
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Full Text: My glass is empty! Someone call wine-one-one! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9855 -
Mind your own biscuits and all will be gravy.
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Full Text: Mind your own biscuits and all will be gravy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9854 -
Instead of the "John," I like to call my bathroom the "Jim...
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Full Text: Instead of the "John," I like to call my bathroom the "Jim," so it sounds impressive when I say I always go to the Jim right away in the morning! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting...s9852 -
I'm not always a bitch...just kidding, go f*@k yourself.
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Full Text: I'm not always a bitchÂ…just kidding, go f*@k yourself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9849 -
I'll start working when the coffee does
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Full Text: I'll start working when the coffee does Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9848 -
Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other...
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Full Text: Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9846 -
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands...
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Full Text: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a F#@k up! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9842 -
Shenanigans & Other Mischief
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Full Text: Shenanigans & Other Mischief Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingk6078 -
The 10 Commandments: Minnesota Style - 1. Der's only one God... (9x12)
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Full Text: The 10 Commandments: Minnesota Style - 1. Der's only one God, ya know. 2. Don't make dat fish on yer mantle an idol. 3. Cussing aint' Minnesota nice. 4. Go to church - even when yer up nort. 5. Honor yer folks. 6. Don't kill. Always catch and...8239 -
Now you understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.
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Full Text: Now you understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5732 -
Not my circus, not my monkeys
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Full Text: Not my circus, not my monkeys Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5731 -
My vices are devices.
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Full Text: My vices are devices. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5730