Funny Signs

Full Text: Goodness, that was close. I almost gave a damn! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I believe in annoyed at first sight. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I can't even remember what I did all day, but at least it's done! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I say idk a lot but trust me, I be knowin'. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me too. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you every day! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Warning - May be prone to Shenanigans and Malarky Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-YES! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I thought there was a spider on the rug…...but it was just yarn. It's dead yarn now, though. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus...

Full Text: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus...

Full Text: Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away…...maybe change your name. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: I have so many books I haven't ready yet…...Oh look! A book store! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I intend to live forever. So far, so good! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Cupcakes are muffins that believed in Miracles Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Do no harm - but take no shit Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: How to prepare tofu: Step 1. Throw it in the trash. Step 2. Grill some meat. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: I don't have all, not even some of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...