Funny Signs
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Danger! Ninjas, pirates, lasers, and shit...
3.5x10
Full Text: Danger! Ninjas, pirates, lasers, and shit... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9794 -
Damn straight, I keep score.
3.5x10
Full Text: Damn straight, I keep score. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9793 -
Consider This Diem Carped
3.5x10
Full Text: Consider This Diem Carped Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9792 -
Boyfriend? That's a funny way to say Netflix.
3.5x10
Full Text: Boyfriend? That's a funny way to say Netflix. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9791 -
Always read something that will make you look good if...
3.5x10
Full Text: Always read something that will make you look good fi you die in the middle of it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9789 -
3 of the voices in my head want to sleep. The other one wants...
3.5x10
Full Text: 3 of the voices in my head want to sleep. The other one wants to know if unicorns can fly. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9788 -
The Correct Way To Spell Potato: If GH can stand for P as in...
9x12
Full Text: The Correct Way To Spell Potato: If GH can stand for P as in "hiccough," and OUGH can stand for O as in "dough," and PHTH can stand for T as in "phthisis," and EIGH can stand for A as in "neighbor," and TTE can stand for T as in "gazette," and...8207 -
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
7x36
Full Text: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8194 -
The older the violin, the sweeter the music! - Augustus McCrae
7x36
Full Text: The older the violin, the sweeter the music! - Augustus McCrae Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8193 -
I Wish Morgan Freeman Narrated My Life
7x7
Full Text: I Wish Morgan Freeman Narrated My Life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5716 -
Born to Play Golf
3.5x10
Full Text: Born to Play Golf Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9787 -
Sometimes, when I'm crossing the road, I get halfway... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: Sometimes, when I'm crossing the road, I get halfway across and stop to think, "Where am I going in life? Am I running TO something, or FROM something? Like metaphorically speaking, is this an attempt to avoid my past, or am I rushing to reach...8147 -
Man Law - Never give up the garage (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: Man Law - Never give up the garage Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8144 -
For Fast Riders - We have fast horses. For Slow Riders... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: For Fast Riders - We have fast horses. For Slow Riders - We have slow horses. For Those Who Have Never Ridden - We have horses that have never been ridden. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...8143 -
A man's home is his castle. But his garage is his sanctuary (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: A man's home is his castle. But his garage is his sanctuary Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8140 -
To Mom: I'm hungry - I'm cold - I'm hot - Can I have... (9x12)
9x12
Full Text: To Mom: I'm hungry - I'm cold - I'm hot - Can I have - I want to watch - Where are you? - Can you ask Dad? - Can you help me - He hit me - She hit me - I want to go to - When are we? - Why are we? - Why can't we?...To Dad: Where's...8137 -
I used to drink, but that was hours ago
7x7
Full Text: I used to drink, but that was hours ago Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5648 -
To Do List: 1. Very very important stuff. 2. Very important...
7x7
Full Text: To Do List: 1. Very very important stuff. 2. Very important stuff. 3. Other important things. 4. Don't forget to eat. 5. Sleep would be good. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...t5709 -
This is not a drill. (picture of hammer)
7x7
Full Text: This is not a drill. (picture of hammer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5708 -
Moody with a chance of Crabby
7x7
Full Text: Moody with a chance of Crabby Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5707