Funny Signs

Full Text: I'm as happy as a seagull with a french fry Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Diet Tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Drink a pitcher of margaritas and see how you feel. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I've reached an age where my brain has gone from "you probably shouldn't say that," to "what the hell, let's see what happens." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Pie Chart - People who eat healthy, balanced meals. People who wish this was really pie. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting...

Full Text: Ever look at someone and think, "why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, "No, you don't deserve to be hung up. Sit there and think about what you've done." Features: ...

Full Text: In my defense, there was a full moon and I was left unsupervised. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: eHarmony just matched me with a gallon of milk and a pack of Oreos. That sounds about right. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I hope that wherever my hair ties go they're happy. That's all that matters. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Shenanigator - noun - A person who instigates shenanigans Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate it when I see an old person, and then I realize we went to school together. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not self-medicating. The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription. Well, he called it a recipt, but still… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising. - Pants Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Keep it up...…and you'll be that strange smell coming from the attic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test. I said, Yes, I call it LIFE. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Every day I try to convince myself that I don't like alcohol, cookies, or bacon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: I may look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 99% of the time I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat later. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you do. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...