Funny Signs

Full Text: I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: If you have to force it, leave it. Relationships. Friendships. Yoga Poses. Perfect Ponytails. Let that shit go. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Mother Nature: You can't have all the seasons in one week. Texas: Hold my beer… Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess-ups, f***ed-up situations, and epic fails. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: Superwoman: Single - Batwoman: Single - Wonder Woman: Single - I get it now...…I'm single because I'm a superhero. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...

Full Text: I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight. It's called a shitload…...which is more than an assload, but still less than a f*ckton. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: I have flying monkeys...…and I'm not afraid to use them! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Onward, Buttercup! There's f**kery to spread. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Sprayed air freshener in the bathroom, now it smells like shitrus. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: When is taco-bod season? Because I'm ready for that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: I want Buns of Steel - But I also want buns of cinnamon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: My goal is to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out, and get great abs. Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible…so jot that down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches...

Full Text: Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting Bitch Face keeps you pretty. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Stop trying to make everyone happy. You aren't chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...