Funny Signs
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My life is going downhill. (skiing silhouette)
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Full Text: My life is going downhill. (skiing silhouette) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5729 -
I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
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Full Text: I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5726 -
I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, mirrors...
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Full Text: I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, mirrors, and photographs. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5725 -
I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle...
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Full Text: I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take my friends out to the bar. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5724 -
I'd grow my own food if I could just find bacon seeds
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Full Text: I'd grow my own food if I could just find bacon seeds Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5723 -
Had to call in sick. My arm's in a cast.
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Full Text: Had to call in sick. My arm's in a cast. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5721 -
Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever.
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Full Text: Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5720 -
I love waving at random people because you know...
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Full Text: I love waving at random people because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5717 -
You're a damn lunatic without your coffee, and you and I both...
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Full Text: You're a damn lunatic without your coffee, and you and I both know it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9834 -
Yes, I'll put that on my list, right under "Not A Chance"
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Full Text: Yes, I'llput that on my list, right under "Not A Chance" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9833 -
Who needs April Fools' Day? My whole life is a joke.
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Full Text: Who needs April Fools' Day? My whole life is a joke. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9832 -
What is this word "no" you speak of?
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Full Text: What is this word "no" you speak of? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9830 -
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
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Full Text: We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9829 -
They say you're as young as you feel. Well, I feel like...
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Full Text: They say you're as young as you feel. Well, I feel like my mirror is a lying, cheating bastard. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9827 -
They say money can't buy happiness, but I have a receipt...
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Full Text: They say money can't buy happiness, but I have a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9826 -
There's really no such thing as people with bad hair...
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Full Text: There's really no such thing as people with bad hair, just peole who haen't found the right hairdresser. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9825 -
Suck it up, buttercup!
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Full Text: Suck it up, buttercup! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9824 -
Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw. (oyster graphic)
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Full Text: Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw. (oyster graphic) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9820 -
Quadratic equations seemed important at the time.
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Full Text: Quadratic equations seemed important at the time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9819 -
Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud?
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Full Text: Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9817