Funny Signs
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I've finally decided I'll never get back down to my original weight...
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Full Text: I've finally decided I'll never get back down to my original weight, and I'm ok with that. After all, 7 lbs 4 oz is just not realistic. Features: Size: inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...t5765 -
Like any journey, it is a progressive stumble forward
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Full Text: Like any journey, it is a progressive stumble forward Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hangingt5764 -
Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate
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Full Text: Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hangings9880 -
Don't go bacon my heart. (picture of pig)
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Full Text: Don't go bacon my heart. (picture of pig) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5761 -
There are two types of people in this world: empty inbox...
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Full Text: There are two types of people in this world: empty inbox - inbox with 30,000 unread emails Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5758 -
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time
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Full Text: Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5755 -
Donating Blood One Mosquito At A Time
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Full Text: Donating Blood One Mosquito At A Time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5753 -
Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizingÂ…
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Full Text: Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5751 -
Nothing renders me useless like a really good book
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Full Text: Nothing renders me useless like a really good book Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5750 -
If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom!
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Full Text: If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5746 -
I'm fat because I have too much personality to fit...
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Full Text: I'm fat because I have too much personality to fit in a skinny body! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5745 -
Here's to the men we love, and to the men that love us...
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Full Text: Here's to the men we love, and to the men that love us. But the men that we love aren't the men that love us, so to hell with the men and here's to us! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...t5744 -
You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.
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Full Text: You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9877 -
The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math!
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Full Text: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9876 -
That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually...
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Full Text: That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have some free time, or if you're just forgetting something. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s9875 -
I saw an attractive man spank his kid at McDonalds after...
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Full Text: I saw an attractive man spank his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...s9872 -
If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny...
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Full Text: If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft shell? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s9871 -
I don't "go crazy," I AM crazy. I just go normal from time
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Full Text: I don't "go crazy," I AM crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9870 -
I don't always handle stress well. But when I do, it's because...
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Full Text: I don't always handle stress well. But when I do, it's because I just ate my weight in chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9869 -
I don't always experience all four seasons in one day. But...
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Full Text: I don't always experience all four seasons in one day. But when I do, I'm in Wisconsin. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9868