Funny Signs

Full Text: I've finally decided I'll never get back down to my original weight, and I'm ok with that.  After all, 7 lbs 4 oz is just not realistic. Features: Size: inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Like any journey, it is a progressive stumble forward Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't go bacon my heart. (picture of pig) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There are two types of people in this world: empty inbox - inbox with 30,000 unread emails Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Donating Blood One Mosquito At A Time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nothing renders me useless like a really good book Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm fat because I have too much personality to fit in a skinny body! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Here's to the men we love, and to the men that love us. But the men that we love aren't the men that love us, so to hell with the men and here's to us! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have some free time, or if you're just forgetting something. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I saw an attractive man spank his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft shell? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: I don't "go crazy," I AM crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't always handle stress well. But when I do, it's because I just ate my weight in chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't always experience all four seasons in one day. But when I do, I'm in Wisconsin. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging