Funny Signs

Full Text: I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I love you with all my butt (it's bigger than my heart!) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I just want a bathtub and a hair dryer please. - Moira Rose Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't care who dies in the movie as long as the dog lives Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: HOME - Where the HO & Me come together Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Get Naked - Just kidding, this is a half bath - Don't Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Feeling Nauti (ropeknot) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Every time I see a word problem, it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes, and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Common sense if but a flower that in everyone's garden does not grow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting