Funny Signs

Full Text: Greetings Earthlings Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Good judgement comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgement. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: for those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they're making a male version…it doesn't listen to anything. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Fe-male: The original Iron Man Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Day 284 Without Sex. Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Back & Body Hurts Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "I'm my own superhero." - Me, overcoming any minor inconvenience Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Fit-ish - semi-fit; kind of fit; someone who likes the idea of being fit, but equally likes food Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Today I'’ll be happier than a seagull with a french fry Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I’'ve officially run out of excuses, I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Based on the amount of laundry I do, I'm pretty sure people live here that I haven't met yet Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting