Funny Signs

Full Text: Substitutes for a healthy diet. Pasta/Zucchini, Chips/Carrots, Milk/Almond Milk, Rice/Cauliflower, Butter/Sadness, Cheese/Nope, Tacos/This is stupid...… I'm not doing it. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: She said she missed me. Normally that would be good. But she's reloading. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Never blame others for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant "food". I try to find the food in every situation. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I never finish anyth- Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I like big naps & I cannot lie Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hate everyone & pants Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you want breakfast in bed… sleep in the kitchen Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'll have a hot grande mocha-choke-a-bitch latte to go. Please Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: How to parallel park: 1. Park somewhere else. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Go back! We fu@%ed up everything. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Calm your tits Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting