Funny Signs

Full Text: I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce...…and cheese. Fine, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...

Full Text: I'm on Pinterest because time isn't going to kill itself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not like most teens. I'm in my 50s. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don’t even care if there's music. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don'’t half-ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: corner - /korner/ noun 1. Where nobody puts baby. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: But, did you die? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Being cremated is my last hope for a smokin' hot body. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Skeletons - Pirate Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens at Gigi's, stays at Gigi's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ruh Roh Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Flip flops are the high heels of the south Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ringmaster of the Shit Show Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm as happy as a seagull with a french fry Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In my defense, there was a full moon and I was left unsupervised. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, "No, you don't deserve to be hung up. Sit there and think about what you've done." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...