Funny Signs
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Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess-ups...
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Full Text: Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess-ups, f***ed-up situations, and epic fails. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5800 -
Mother Nature: You can't have all the seasons in one week...
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Full Text: Mother Nature: You can't have all the seasons in one week. Texas: Hold my beer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5799 -
If you have to force it, leave it. Relationships...
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Full Text: If you have to force it, leave it. Relationships. Friendships. Yoga Poses. Perfect Ponytails. Let that shit go. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5798 -
I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet...
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Full Text: I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5797 -
I don't have all, not even some of my ducks in a row...
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Full Text: I don't have all, not even some of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5796 -
How to prepare tofu: Step 1. Throw it in the trash...
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Full Text: How to prepare tofu: Step 1. Throw it in the trash. Step 2. Grill some meat. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5795 -
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol...
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Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5794 -
Do no harm - but take no shit
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Full Text: Do no harm - but take no shit Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5793 -
Cupcakes are muffins that believed in Miracles
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Full Text: Cupcakes are muffins that believed in Miracles Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5792 -
I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
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Full Text: I intend to live forever. So far, so good! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9947 -
Ho Lee Chit
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Full Text: Ho Lee Chit Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9946 -
When is taco-bod season? Because I'm ready for that.
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Full Text: When is taco-bod season? Because I'm ready for that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9945 -
Wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation.
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Full Text: Wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9944 -
Sprayed air freshener in the bathroom, now it smells like shitrus
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Full Text: Sprayed air freshener in the bathroom, now it smells like shitrus. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9943 -
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle
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Full Text: Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9942 -
Onward, Buttercup! There's f**kery to spread.
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Full Text: Onward, Buttercup! There's f**kery to spread. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9940 -
I have flying monkeys...and I'm not afraid to use them!
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Full Text: I have flying monkeys... and I'm not afraid to use them! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9939 -
I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight. It's called...
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Full Text: I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight. It's called a shitload ...which is more than an assload, but still less than a f*ckton. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...s9938 -
"You're killing me, Smalls!" - Ham Porter
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Full Text: "You're killing me, Smalls!" - Ham Porter Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9936 -
What doesn't kill you...gives you a lot of unhealthy coping...
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Full Text: What doesn't kill you... gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9935