Funny Signs

Full Text: Head Wizard Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Hang on. Let me overthink this. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Wizard Is In Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens at Grandma's Never Happened! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the porch Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: That awkward moment when you make eye contact with the person at the kiosk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bad Boys Ain't No Good - Good Boys Ain't No Fun Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Squirrel!?! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bye Felicia Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I've finally decided I'll never get back down to my original weight, and I'm ok with that.  After all, 7 lbs 4 oz is just not realistic. Features: Size: inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Like any journey, it is a progressive stumble forward Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't go bacon my heart. (picture of pig) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There are two types of people in this world: empty inbox - inbox with 30,000 unread emails Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Donating Blood One Mosquito At A Time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nothing renders me useless like a really good book Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm fat because I have too much personality to fit in a skinny body! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging