Funny Signs

Full Text: The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate. Then arrrghh a pirate ye be! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No Drama Llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What employment giveth, aviation taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What employment giveth, boating taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What employment giveth, golf taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Please excuse the mess - the dogs are (making memories) - being assholes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wanted to go jogging, but Proverbs 28:1 says, "the wicked run when no one is chasing them." So there's that… Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed...

Full Text: Coffee The Vodka Of Morning Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Almost Pulled A Muscle Trying to Give AF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: In A World Full Of Dicks Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's A Pirate's Life For Me Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Road Hog Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Skeleton Stretching Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wise Ass Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable, nearing a mental breakdown, and being fat, everything is great. Thanks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed...

Full Text: We keep the potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I deserve an alcoholiday Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dance like everyone else can go f*ck themselves Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don't Be An Arsehole Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting