Funny Signs

Full Text: If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. - Mark Twain Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, then why can't Thursday be the new Friday? Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Debauchery, tomfoolery, and shenanigans Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her! (9x12) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do. (9x12) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "…" - Marcel Marceau Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: Whip it - whip it good (picture of whisk) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When someone told me I was living in a fantasy world, I nearly fell off my unicorn! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: They see me rollin' - they hatin' (picture of rolling pin) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Some days you just have to put on the hat and remind them who they're dealing with. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Just beat it (picture of hand mixer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm mostly Peace, Love, & Light…and a little "Go F*ck Yourself" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I speak in movie quotes, song lyrics, and sarcasm Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I like big bundts and I cannot lie (picture of bundt pan) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I have a pretty big ass, so even when I half-ass something, the results are still impressive! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting