Funny Signs

Full Text: Measure. Measure. Cut. Swear. Repeat. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Before calling me, ask yourself...Is this textable? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If at first you don't succeed, flush, flush again. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I have to stir it, it's homemade. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Things Rick Astley will NEVER Do: Give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you, all of the above. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made...

Full Text: Girls who drink whiskey tell good stories Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fifty Ways To Beat Covid-19: Don't hop on the bus, Gus. Stay away from the pack, Jack. Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve, to keep virus free. Stop touching your face, Grace. Stay back to six...

Full Text: Wash your hands ya filthy animal! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I can not believe we stayed up and screamed "Happy New Year" for this bullshit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People giving directions like, "then head south..." Ok Lewis & Clark, do I turn at Chick-fil-A or go past the Sonic? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...

Full Text: Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Is it wrong that I love my dog more than my boyfriend? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

So...it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling shit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of wine Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of beer Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Gone Squatchin' Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hide & Seek World Champion (sasquatch) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging