Funny Signs

Full Text: Me: I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning. My Co-worker: It's pronounced "croissant" and you ate 4 of them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Whatever - Just Wash Your Hands (images of people, aliens, etc.) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Please wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Sing Happy Birthday twice - it takes about that long.  Thank you! And you're welcome for getting that song stuck in your head! Features: ...

Full Text: They call me Memaw because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Coffee spelled backward is eeffoc. Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus...

Full Text: I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: If I got rid of everything that didn’t "spark joy" I'd be on the side of the road holding my dog and the coffee maker Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...

Full Text: I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat, it was obvious that she thought her cat understood her. …I went back home and told my dog…, we laughed a lot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches...

Full Text: They say, "you are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging...

Full Text: I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: National Wine Day Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Therapist: And what do we say when we're sad? Me: ADD TO CART Therapist: No Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: We don't make mistakes. We have happy accidents. -Bob Ross Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: 8 planets 204 countries 809 islands 7 seas 600+ billion people and I'm STILL single Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure those with your heart. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging...

Full Text: One drink away from telling everyone what I really thing about them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: The high today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: When I was your age, …I had to walk 10 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: Whiskey makes me Frisky! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting