Funny Signs

Full Text: I'm not perfect, I have a crack in my ass. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't always experience all four seasons in one day. But when I do, I'm in Minnesota. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No Whining Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: First I drink the coffee, then I do the things Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Same Circus - Different Clowns Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Very Stable Genius Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I see no good reason to act my age Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Too many books? I think what you mean is not enough bookshelves. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part (9x12) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. - Mark Twain Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, then why can't Thursday be the new Friday? Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Debauchery, tomfoolery, and shenanigans Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her! (9x12) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do. (9x12) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "…" - Marcel Marceau Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: Whip it - whip it good (picture of whisk) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When someone told me I was living in a fantasy world, I nearly fell off my unicorn! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting