Funny Signs

Full Text: My Kids Laugh Because They Think I'm Crazy. I Laugh Because They Don't Know It's Hereditary. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Morning Checklist: Clothed? Ah Sufficiently. Keys? Yep Just Found 'Em. Coffee Cup? Full. Sanity?Sanity? And We Have A Runner. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Mary, Exhausted, Having Gotten Jesus To Sleep, Is Approached By A Young Man Who Thinks To Himself, What This Girl Needs Is A Drum Solo Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...

Full Text: I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Hate Pants Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Hate When Cashiers Feel The Need To Check If My Money Is Real. If I Could Counterfeit Money I Wouldn't Be At Dollar Tree Karen Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I Had A Date Last Night. I Really Enjoyed It. So Tonight I'm Going To Try A Fig. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I’d be like, “where’d this nickel come from?” So then there’d be another nickel, and I’d think, “what’s with all the nickels?” Leading to...

Full Text: I Don't Always Diet And Exercise, But When I Do I Do It Tomorrow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm One Glass Away From Bringing Up A Bunch Of Shit From Three Years Ago Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don't Make Me Poison You Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Being An Adult Is Mostly: 1. Googling How To Do Shit 2. Being Exhausted 3. Wishing You Hadn't Made Any Fucking Plans 4. Wondering How The Hell You Hurt Your Back Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...