Funny Signs

Full Text: Wake up. Kick Ass. Repeat. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Tinkletorium Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No Prob-llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Most of you think it's April, but it's actually the 97th of January. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: The 11 Seasons of Wisconsin: Winter - Fool’s Spring - Second Winter - Spring of Deception - Third Winter - Mud Season - Actual Spring - Summer - False Fall - Second Summer (one week) -...

Full Text: Safety First - Just kidding, coffee first…safety is like third or fourth. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware of…well just beware Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The 5 Love Languages (as applied to tacos) - Words of Affirmation: your tacos are delicious. Acts of Service: I made you tacos. Receiving Gifts: Here's a taco. Quality Time: Let's go out...

Full Text: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Please excuse the mess. Our standards have lowered with each child Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sugar and spice and everything nice? It's more like barley and hops and a pair of flip flops. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Bitch Please. I ride a unicorn. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: This is how I roll. (bicycle) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I try to act nonchalant, but inside I am actually chalant AF. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Eat salad they said. It's healthy they said. You know what never gets recalled? Cake. #teamcake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus...

Full Text: Soup of the Day: Whiskey with H2O croutons. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting