Funny Signs

Full Text: If the world was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: The air is so full of sanitizer, that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges...

Full Text: I cannot show you everything. You just "fold it in." - Moira Rose Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I saw a tiger, and a tiger saw me. (It's a 2020 thing) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: 13 - "I'm the worst number in the world." 666 - "That's cute." 2020... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Adulting is soup and I am a fork Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Ew, 2020. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Play With Wieners (dachshund pic) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It was the bebe. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I would take a trailer hitch to the shin for all this to be over. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Puerta Backyarda Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mathemachicken (chicken and chalkboard) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You know what I like about people? Their dogs. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I say I have insomnia. But all I really have is a good book and... Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Caution: Free Range Grandchildren Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm And Wash Your Hands Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am not adding this year to my age! I didn't use it! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Morning forecast: Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: I find myself using the word "shitshow" significantly more than I used to. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...