Funny Signs

Full Text: "I don't even know who you are anymore." - My jeans after I wash them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. (simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Would Poop Here Again (5 star review) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No Prob-llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Tinkletorium Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Most of you think it's April, but it's actually the 97th of January. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The 5 Love Languages (as applied to tacos) - Words of Affirmation: your tacos are delicious. Acts of Service: I made you tacos. Receiving Gifts: Here's a taco. Quality Time: Let's go out for tacos together. Physical Touch: Let me hold you like...

Full Text: Beware of…well just beware Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Safety First - Just kidding, coffee first…safety is like third or fourth. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The 11 Seasons of Wisconsin: Winter - Fool’s Spring - Second Winter - Spring of Deception - Third Winter - Mud Season - Actual Spring - Summer - False Fall - Second Summer (one week) - Actual Fall Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: Sugar and spice and everything nice? It's more like barley and hops and a pair of flip flops. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Please excuse the mess. Our standards have lowered with each child Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No Drama Llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate. Then arrrghh a pirate ye be! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Soup of the Day: Whiskey with H2O croutons. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Eat salad they said. It's healthy they said. You know what never gets recalled? Cake. #teamcake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I try to act nonchalant, but inside I am actually chalant AF. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting