Funny Signs
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Gone Squatchin'
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Full Text: Gone Squatchin' Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8627 -
Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you.
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Full Text: Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8625 -
I'm Still Tired From All The Crossfit...
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Full Text: Me: I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning. My Co-worker: It's pronounced "croissant" and you ate 4 of them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5957 -
Whatever - Just wash your hands
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Full Text: Whatever - Just Wash Your Hands (images of people, aliens, etc.) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8617 -
Please wash your hands...
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Full Text: Please wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Sing Happy Birthday twice - it takes about that long. Thank you! And you're welcome for getting that song stuck in your head! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine...8618 -
They call me Memaw because I'm too cool to be Grandma!
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Full Text: They call me Memaw because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5956 -
They say, "you are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember...
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Full Text: They say, "you are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5954 -
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat...
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Full Text: This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat, it was obvious that she thought her cat understood her. Â…I went back home and told my dogÂ…, we laughed a lot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...t5953 -
I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes...She hugged me.
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Full Text: I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakesÂ…She hugged me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5952 -
If I got rid of everything that didn't "spark joy" I'd be...
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Full Text: If I got rid of everything that didnÂ’t "spark joy" I'd be on the side of the road holding my dog and the coffee maker Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5950 -
I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith...
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Full Text: I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...t5949 -
Coffee spelled backward is eeffoc...
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Full Text: Coffee spelled backward is eeffoc. Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5947 -
Whiskey makes me Frisky!
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Full Text: Whiskey makes me Frisky! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5944 -
When I was your age, I had to walk 10 feet through shag carpet...
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Full Text: When I was your age, Â…I had to walk 10 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5943 -
The high today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies.
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Full Text: The high today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5942 -
One drink away from telling everyone what I really think about them.
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Full Text: One drink away from telling everyone what I really thing about them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5941 -
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use...
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Full Text: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure those with your heart. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5940 -
8 planets 204 countries 809 islands 7 seas 600+ billion people and...
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Full Text: 8 planets 204 countries 809 islands 7 seas 600+ billion people and I'm STILL single Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5938 -
We don't make mistakes. We have happy accidents. -Bob Ross
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Full Text: We don't make mistakes. We have happy accidents. -Bob Ross Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5937 -
Therapist: And what do we say when we're sad? Me: ADD TO CART...
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Full Text: Therapist: And what do we say when we're sad? Me: ADD TO CART Therapist: No Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5936