Funny Signs

Full Text: Hola Tequila...…adios pantalones! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Cute but a psycho Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A few fries short of a combo platter Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Believe in Yourself - even when no one else will. - Sasquatch (framed) Features: Size: 12x12 inches Solid Pine frame Thin panel to keep sign lightweight Wire on back for hanging

Full Text: 1998 Don't get in a car with strangers 2008 Don't meet people from the internet alone 2018 Uber… Order yourself a stranger from the internet to get into a car alone Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed...

Full Text: Believe in yourself, even when no one else will - Sasquatch Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wake up. Kick Ass. Repeat. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Why yes, I AM wearing my sassy pants! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I love summer - Last year it was on a Wednesday Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "I don't even know who you are anymore." - My jeans after I wash them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. (simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Would Poop Here Again (5 star review) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No Prob-llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Tinkletorium Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Most of you think it's April, but it's actually the 97th of January. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The 5 Love Languages (as applied to tacos) - Words of Affirmation: your tacos are delicious. Acts of Service: I made you tacos. Receiving Gifts: Here's a taco. Quality Time: Let's go out for tacos together. Physical Touch: Let me hold you like...

Full Text: Beware of…well just beware Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Safety First - Just kidding, coffee first…safety is like third or fourth. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The 11 Seasons of Wisconsin: Winter - Fool’s Spring - Second Winter - Spring of Deception - Third Winter - Mud Season - Actual Spring - Summer - False Fall - Second Summer (one week) - Actual Fall Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: Sugar and spice and everything nice? It's more like barley and hops and a pair of flip flops. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging