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Full Text: Drinking Coffee In The Morning Helps Others Live Longer Features: Size: 7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't Let Others Ruin Your Day. It's Your Day. Ruin It Yourself. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do All Fairy Tails Begin With 'Once Upon A Time?' No, Many Of Them Begin, 'If I Am Elected, I promise…' Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cup Of Fuckoffee: One Splash Of No One Cares, A Dash Of Kiss My Ass, Add Some Fuck Yous, A Pinch Of Blow Me Stir & Shove It Up Your Ass Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Calories? I Think You Mean Delicious Points! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: By Replacing Your Morning Coffee With Green Tea, You Can Lose Up To 87% Of What Little Joy You Have Left In Your Life. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Boss: You Should Have Been Here At 8. Me: Why? What Happened At 8? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Assholes Live Forever Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Alcohol… More Like Karaoke Fuel Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 14 Muscles Are Activated When Opening A Bottle Of Wine. Fitness Is My Passion. Follow Me For More Exercise Tips. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Religions Of The World. TAOISM: Shit Happens HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before. ISLAM: If Shit Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah. CATHOLICISM: Shit Happens Because I Deserve It. JUDAISM: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me? BUDDHISM: If...

Full Text: Sometimes You Just Have To Add A Bow Tie To Your Chicken Hat and Get On With Your Life As Best You Can. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Apparently "Spite" Is Not An Appropriate Answer To "What Motivates You?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink Drank Drunk Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Don't Need A Man I Need Tequila and A Tan Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Might Wake Up Early and Work Out. I Also Might Wake Up and Win The Lottery. The Odds Are About The Same. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Only Wanted 10 Chickens, But If God Wanted Me To Have 20, Then 40 It Is! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Run Like The Winded Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Want My Children To Be Independent, Headstrong People. Just Not While I'm Raising Them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Dream Job Would Be Driving The Karma Bus. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging