Funny Signs

Full Text: Sometimes You Just Have To Add A Bow Tie To Your Chicken Hat and Get On With Your Life As Best You Can. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Apparently "Spite" Is Not An Appropriate Answer To "What Motivates You?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink Drank Drunk Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Don't Need A Man I Need Tequila and A Tan Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Might Wake Up Early and Work Out. I Also Might Wake Up and Win The Lottery. The Odds Are About The Same. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Only Wanted 10 Chickens, But If God Wanted Me To Have 20, Then 40 It Is! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Run Like The Winded Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Want My Children To Be Independent, Headstrong People. Just Not While I'm Raising Them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Dream Job Would Be Driving The Karma Bus. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People Keep Mistaking My "Wows" For Compliments. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I Tell Myself To Stop Reading and Get Things Done…... Then I Laugh & Turn The Page. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ten Minutes At Work And I Start Using 'Fuck' Like A Comma Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today I Mixed My Bitch Flakes With Some Lucky Charms And Downed It With A Pot Of Coffee... I'm Going To Be A Energized Super Bitch All Day! Features: Size: 7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Way Too Many Of Our Stories End With "…And That's Why We Can Never Go Back There." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say "Mosquito!" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You Call Them "Cuss Words"… I Call Them "Sentence Enhancers." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Sorry For All The Things I Said When I Was Being Honest With You Features: Size: 7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What A Cluster Cluck! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When Y'all See Me In My Swimsuit, Mind Your Business. I Thought We Were Going To Die For The Last Three Years So I've Been Snackin'! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "We should get a cake" "What's the occasion?" "I've been stressed lol" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging