Funny Signs

Full Text: Friend: I'm just so confused…. I don't know what I should do.Me: (in my pjs, dunking cookies in whiskey) Well, you came to the right place. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I'm awake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't use a big word when a particularly diminutive… linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the prevailing necessity. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Don’t' be part of the problem. Be the whole problem. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee pairs nicely with silence Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: As far as I know, I'm delightful Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yuck, people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yes, every snowflake is different. But let's not forget… that every potato is different as well. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We can't all be a princess - someone has to clap… as I walk by Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Tried to cook dinner - accidentally summoned a demon Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people manage stress with yoga, long walks…, and meditation. I use carbs, sarcasm, and swearing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging