Funny Signs

Full Text: I wish I was the person I thought I could be when I got all this produce. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I might not be the coolest, smartest, or prettiest, but I am for sure the sleepiest. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't wanna party like it's 1999. I wanna go grocery shopping like it's 1999. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I bring the razzle dazzle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm the pickle friend, give me your pickle. Oh, you're not going to eat that? Be a shame for it to go to waste, I'll just take care of that for you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: THEM: Who's your favorite vampire? ME: The one from Sesame Street. THEM: He doesn't count. ME: I assure you he does. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone "Thanks for coming" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This Is A Positive Sign Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who puts things on the stairs for other family members to take up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There it goes, my last flying f#ck. (skeleton) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Someone Run Me Over. I'll give you $10 for gas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Things We Didn't Do: Start the Fire, Shoot the Deputy. Things We Did Do: Built This City, Shot the Sheriff. Things We Want To Do: Break Free, Hold Your Hand. Things We Will Do: Rock You, Survive, Anything for Love. Things We Won't Do: That...

Full Text: Well tomorrow was shit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: kuchisabishii (Japanese) When you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to be alone. ...with someone else who also wants to be alone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that I have never displayed even once in my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: "Some people call me the space cowboy." *leans in* "Some call me the gangster of love." "Some people call me M-" Barista: I'm just gonna put 'Steve' on the cup, ok? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: When you think about how huge the earth is, and how the earth is just a tiny ball orbiting the sun, which in turn is a minuscule speck in the universe...it's pretty easy to rationalize eating an entire pie. Features: Size: 7x7...