Funny Signs

Full Text: If only sarcasm burned calories. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm lazy, chubby, and cynical. I love food, naps, and coffee. I hate Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I'd grow up to be Garfield. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Yeah, no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I had my patience tested. I'm negative. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not feeling very worky today Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Apparently I have an attitude Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We do this - not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They really put a Discman with the Anti-Skip System in a museum already. I don't think I've ever felt older in my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: The dinosaurs didn't "Rule the Earth," they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly did not have. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I wish I was the person I thought I could be when I got all this produce. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I might not be the coolest, smartest, or prettiest, but I am for sure the sleepiest. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't wanna party like it's 1999. I wanna go grocery shopping like it's 1999. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I bring the razzle dazzle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm the pickle friend, give me your pickle. Oh, you're not going to eat that? Be a shame for it to go to waste, I'll just take care of that for you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: THEM: Who's your favorite vampire? ME: The one from Sesame Street. THEM: He doesn't count. ME: I assure you he does. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone "Thanks for coming" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This Is A Positive Sign Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who puts things on the stairs for other family members to take up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There it goes, my last flying f#ck. (skeleton) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging