Funny Signs

Full Text: Go Away Go On Git (10x46 vertical farmhouse sign) Features: Size: 10x46 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You Say Tomato, I Say F%#k You Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches With Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When you see me at work and I say I'm "Living the dream" this is the dream I'm referring to. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Best Things In Life Either Make You Fat, Drunk, Or Pregnant! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Want To Be 14 Again and Ruin My Life Differently. I Have New Ideas. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Tried To Drown My Troubles, But My Husband Learned How To Swim Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It Is No Mistake That Man's Best Friend Can't Talk. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Suffer From CRS. Can't Remember Shit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Still Miss My Ex-husband, But My Aim Is Improving Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I've Got A Good Heart. But This Mouth… Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I Just Opened The Door And Pushed Him Out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three: He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Spend A Lot Of Time Holding The Fridge Open Looking For Answers Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Need To Teach My Facial Expressions How To Use Their Inside Voice Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House. I Don't Like My Attitude & I Got Caught Drinking On The Job. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If You Wait Long Enough To Cook Dinner, Everyone Will Eat Cereal. Follow Me For More Recepies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If You're Going To Be Salty Bring The Tequila Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Sorry What Language Are You Speaking? It Sounds Like Bullshit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: ATTN: Due To Tacos & Queso, My Summer Body Will Be Postponed Another Year Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging