Funny Signs

Full Text: Go Ahead Call HR Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "Do You Run?" Yes… Out Of Patience, Fucks and Money. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't Be Mean. Be Median, Range or Mode Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Come To The Dork Side We Have Pie Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 5 Things You Should Know About My Wife: 1. She is my queen. 2. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes. 3. She can't control her mouth. 4. She has anger issues. 5. Mess with her and they'll never find your body. Features: Size: 7x7 inches...

Full Text: You Don't Have To Brush All Your Teeth - Just The Ones You Want To Keep. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If You Miss, Clean Your Piss. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not Today Pecker Features: Size: 9X12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whiskey Never Broke My Heart Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Well Behaved Women Rarely Make Decent Coctails Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wash your hands and say your prayers Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They say it takes a village. I believe it also takes a vineyard. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The soap is not just for decoration Features: Size: 7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There's no need to drive me crazy I'm close enough to walk Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The only person I'm really scared of is myself. That bitch is crazy. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pretending I have my shit together Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Person: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Me: Awfully bold of you to assume I've peaked. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not my pasture, not my bullshit Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging