Funny Signs

Full Text: I Only Drink On Days Beginning With "T" Tuesday Thursday Today Tomorrow Thaturday Thunday Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Not Sure How Many Plants It Takes To Be Happy, But So Far It's Not 800 Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Where The Fuck Did My Day Go? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yes, I'm Cold. ME 24:7 Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "Would Poop Here Again." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Trainer: What are your goals? ME: To pet all the dogs. Trainer: No, your fitness goals. Me: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Look At This Weather Being All Springy and Cute Like It Didn't Just Try To Kill Us Last Week. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life Is Like A Penis Sometimes It's Up Sometimes It's Down, But It Won't Be Hard Forever Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "I Knew Exactly What To Do... But In A Much More Real Sense, I Had No Idea What To Do." - Michael Scott Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 30 days has September, April, June, & November and except for special fate February has 28. All the rest have 31, except Januarym which has 1,359 Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fuck This, Fuck That, Fuck Them, Fuck It, Fuck You, Fuck Everything Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In Italy, You Must Always Wash Your Hands After Going To The Bathroom. This Is Considered To Be Polite. - Michael Scott Features: Size: 9X12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "I Am About To Do Something Very Bold In This Job That I've Never Done Before: Try" - Jim Halpert Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fuck You Very Much Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Doctor: Do you exercise? Me: I'm a runner. I run from my problems, I run late, and I run my mouth. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers! (Rooster) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 1. Name The Triangles. Franklin, Eugene, Gary. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May Your Coffee Be Stronger Than Your Daughter's Attitude Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Live Laugh Fuck Off Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life Hack: Give Yourself 8 to 12 Hours of Alone Time in the Morning to Mentally Prepare for the Day Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging